Legend now tells the tale of an 8th horcrux long forgotten. For this hidden dark soul was not confined to a mere locket or diadem, nor was it hidden somewhere so meager as a vault or cave. No, this horcrux was different, this horcrux stirred... a hullabaloo!
After being thwarted in his quest for the deathly hallows, the dark lord is back! but this time, it's cheeses he's after. Will Harry, Ron, and Hermione be able to stop him before their world is curdled? Will Umbridge accept the fact that the dark lord has returned? and where did Snape learn how to cut a rug? Another Sawdust Marionette Production will have the answers!!!